Feta Cheese Techno Power

J: So, what do we wanna talk about?
C: I say we just go where the road leads us, Jenna.
J: Well, then, speaking of Ninja Turtles, if they're "turtles in a half shell (turtle power!)" then, what's turtles in a whole shell? Are they like, rolly-polly turtles? that's a weird visual.
C: I don't know. My Mom didn't let me watch Ninja turltes when I was little.
J: Bull.
C: No, I'm serious. We weren't allowed to watch Ninja Turtles.
J: Actually, I don't think we were either. But we were allowed to watch Power Rangers, and my cousins weren't and I remember we were on the playgroundand and my cousin, Josh, was like, "Hey, let's play power rangers." And my aunt said, "Why don't you play Rescue Rangers instead?" So, we said, "okay" and then we walked away and said, "All right. Power Rangers. I'll be Kimberly." Because, who wants to be Chip and Dale? Kids wanna be...I don't even remember their names. Tommy, and who's that girl? You know the one with the face? The Chinese face? The yellow one. Not yellow face. Yellow suit. Cause you know, there's that song. "Red and yellow, black and white..." I used to ask my mom who the red and yellow children were in the song. I mean, I knew black and white. That was easy.
C: First off, Trini was the yellow ranger. She was Japanese, I think.
J: Who names their kid "Trini!?" Not Japanese people. I had a friend named Trinity. But she was Cuban.
C: Well, there was Trini, Zach, Billy, um, Tommy, Jason and Kimberly. I never liked Kimberly.
J: Yeah, me neither. I just liked her pink suit. Cause no one wants to be the yellow ranger. Everyone would want to be the pink one.
C: No, that's not true. I always wanted to be Trini. She knew karate and stuff. Kimberly just knew...gymnastics. I mean, come on. 50 years from now, what good is that gonna do? Old people can still do karate. Have you seen "Three Ninjas?"
J: No. Does that surprise you?
C: Not in the least. Well, that old guy does some serious karate and he's like, 80 years old. And Jackie Chan's like, 60 now.
J: Oh yeah, well, Dominique Mocha...capachino something is gettin' up there too. Except, I haven't really seen her do gynmastics lately...
C: I've made my point.
J: Moving on.
C: So, just how awesome is "Numa, Numa?"
J: Well, as Strong Bad would say, "On a scale from one to awesome, it's SUPER GREAT."
C&J: Miahii
Miahuu
Miahaa
Miahaha
Miahii
Miahu
Miahaa
Miahaha
Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook
she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera
C: something about feta cheese...and mario spoons and Picasso. I wanna learn Romanian now.
J: Yeah, I bet that'll come in real handy.
C: Well, Kenley gave us a new quote today.
J: I think it just may qualify for the "quote o' the day."
C: Yes.
"That's not all my beef with him. I mean, you're talkin' meatball. I'm talkin' porterhouse."
-Kenley Stringer
J: There's something in your eye. For real. I'm not just being like that guy at Russian club. You know, the one with the face? Derek! His name's Derek. Anyways, it's like some gook.
C: Great. That's wonderful. (Gets up to get the gook out of her eye.) That was some serious gunk! Sssssick. There's all sorts of crap in my eye. My fingers still smell like onions. I think I need a new pillow case. What do you think?
J: Well, I was gonna say something earlier but I didn't want to sound tactless.
C: See, the thing is it's not dirty. It's been washed a bunch of times. It's just really old and it looks dirty. I just have pink sheets and so it's never compared to white. But now that I look at your white sheets...it's gotta go. See, smell my fingers,they still smell like onions. Don't they?
J: Yes.
C: I washed them like eight times.
J: It happens.
C: Бывает. You have to type because I took my contacts out.
J: You suck.
C: Thank you. I'm so glad that you're around to build my self-esteem, Jenshka.
J: Any time. That's what I'm here for. Is any time one word?
C: I don't think so. Who makes the call that anybody, anything, anyone, sometimes, everybody is one word but then any day, any time, any place...
J: Anywhere, oh wait that's one word. Anyways...hahahahaha. Didn't even mean to do that.
C: No, really though. Who get's to? Do you know? I would like to have that job.
J: *sniff, sniff* I'm sick.
C: Всё?
J: Umm...are we good? I guess so.
C: Uh-huh. Time for bed. Пора лужиться спать. I'm determined to teach you Russian, Jenna Myrick.
J: Did your leg just twitch.
C: Did it? I don't even remember that.
J: Yes, it did, it was weird.
C: It's tired, it wants to sleep.
J: I'm tired, I want to sleep.
C: Well, I'm gonna agree with my leg. Let's go to bed.
J: Sounds good to me. Goodnight. Or actually, good morning. Why is goodnight one word and good morning two? Here we go again.