Calyn would like to say that there is discrimination on the Fruit Poll because her favorite fruit is mangoes and they are not listed. What? Are mangoes not an important member of the fruit species? Am I not important enough to have my favorite fruit listed? I'm boycotting your poll and I'm contacting the ACLU as soon as I leave this site. The American Citrus Liberties Union will be getting in touch with you shortly.
To Whom It May Concern, The American Federation For Top Ten Fruits would like to speak on behalf of Ms. Myrick. In an AFFTTF press conference dated March 1, 2005 Ms. Myrick said, "I'm sorry, but I just don't think of mangoes as a top ten fruit. I don't know many people whose favorite fruit is mangoes and they just didn't cross my mind when I was making the poll. I'm sorry to whoever I offended and would like to direct a specific apology to a Ms. Cayleen Rebber."*** The AFFTTF will be revising its top ten list in due time and expect these changes to be reflected in Ms. Myrick's current poll. The AFFTTF is sorry for any inconvenience caused by one's favorite fruit not appearing on Ms. Myrick's poll.
***The opinions expressed in this statement do not necessairly reflect those of the AFFTTF or its associates.
Ms. Myrick would also like everyone to know that no feelings of brothers were hurt in the making of this poll. Ms. Myrick has gained complete permission on all accounts.
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Calyn would like to say that there is discrimination on the Fruit Poll because her favorite fruit is mangoes and they are not listed. What? Are mangoes not an important member of the fruit species? Am I not important enough to have my favorite fruit listed? I'm boycotting your poll and I'm contacting the ACLU as soon as I leave this site. The American Citrus Liberties Union will be getting in touch with you shortly.
March 01, 2005 12:14 AM
To Whom It May Concern,
The American Federation For Top Ten Fruits would like to speak on behalf of Ms. Myrick. In an AFFTTF press conference dated March 1, 2005 Ms. Myrick said, "I'm sorry, but I just don't think of mangoes as a top ten fruit. I don't know many people whose favorite fruit is mangoes and they just didn't cross my mind when I was making the poll. I'm sorry to whoever I offended and would like to direct a specific apology to a Ms. Cayleen Rebber."***
The AFFTTF will be revising its top ten list in due time and expect these changes to be reflected in Ms. Myrick's current poll. The AFFTTF is sorry for any inconvenience caused by one's favorite fruit not appearing on Ms. Myrick's poll.
***The opinions expressed in this statement do not necessairly reflect those of the AFFTTF or its associates.
March 01, 2005 11:09 PM
Ms. Myrick would also like everyone to know that no feelings of brothers were hurt in the making of this poll. Ms. Myrick has gained complete permission on all accounts.
March 01, 2005 11:16 PM
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